Hey Girls, These Are Boys: American Pie

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In this hilariously told story about a couple of horny, almost high school graduates, we get the full tale of what it’s like in the brain of a teenage boy trying to lose his virginity. For girls especially, this is probably one of the funniest movie plots ever created. But don’t worry boys, I’m sure you’ll also enjoy, and maybe relate to the characters a little bit more too.

The basic plot: four best friends make a pact to lose their virginity before prom night. Sounds simple enough, right? WRONG! They have to infiltrate the girl world, find prom dates, practice their (*cough cough*) moves, maintain their alleged macho reputations, and all under a time crunch.

Number of times you’ll close your eyes: 3

Number of times you’ll cringe: 10

Number of times you’ll check to make sure your parents aren’t home: 12

Number of times you’ll feel bad for one of the main characters: 15

Number of times you’ll laugh at one of the main characters: 58

Number of times you’ll cry for one of the main characters: 0 (unless you laugh so hard you cry, which is very likely to happen)

Lucky for you, there is a sequel that is just as hilarious. In fact, there are a total of 8 different movies in the American Pie series. So grab your popcorn, glasses, friends, and close the blinds in preparation for the funniest movie marathon you could imagine.

Ananda Idinge
Contributing Writer
It has been said that movie theaters make about 85% of their profits on concessions, but she believes that at least 30% is funded by her ticket sales.

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